these have aged a little bit, but I love them – “I’m laughing so much my kidneys are starting to fill up.” “Daddy, sometimes when I have to go to the naughty chair, I feel crestfallen.” “Mommy has something in her tummy, and it’s not food, it’s a people!”
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Sayeth The Bee
Posted in Familyhood, Our House, Sayeth the Bee on December 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Starting Preschool – Trying Times
Posted in Books, Familyhood, Our House, Sayeth the Bee, School Days on September 17, 2009 | 1 Comment »
So far, Bee is having a hard time being in (two day, afternoon pre-) school. It has only been 2 days, mind you, but it is still a hard time for us. She puts on a brave face at drop-off time (the first day she was so excited that she forgot to say goodbye – [...]
Some Strange Dialog (babies, gender, expectations)
Posted in Adventures, Familyhood, Sayeth the Bee on August 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A guy (lets call him Dad) and his daughter (call her Bee) walk into a maternity store to try to get a nursing nightgown for some big ole’ pregnant lady (known as Jungle Woman). Further cast: Employee Woman, Expectant Mother, Expectant Father and Their Daughter. Overhearing, between Employee Woman and Expecting Family- Employee Woman: So, [...]
Sayeth The Bee
Posted in Familyhood, Sayeth the Bee, Things We Like on July 8, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Classification: “That’s called a striped bulldog spider cat monster.” – After naming a turtle we found, “Turd”: “Daddy, maybe you can scoop Turd out of the lake.” – Specific love: “I like black and stinky dogs that are girls named Fergie.” – Canny: “No, you’re not running. You are pretending to run. Run real.” – [...]
“I Don’t Like Waffle Flavor!”
Posted in Familyhood, Sayeth the Bee on April 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
It must be hard to illustrate ‘butterscotch’, so they put this little design on the wrappers – leading to at least one dissapointed little conversation in the car after stopping at the drive-thru at Rite Aid.
Sayeth the Bee
Posted in Familyhood, Sayeth the Bee on March 24, 2009 | 1 Comment »
some recent quotes (age 3.5): ~ on efficiency: Daddy: Where are your pants? Why did you take your pants off? Bee: Because I run better without them – – Whaow!!! (runs away, buns wiggling) ~ preferences: “I like food that has hot dog rolls with it.” ~ fitness: “I’m doing my lung exercises. I’m exercising [...]
Sayeth the Bee
Posted in Familyhood, Sayeth the Bee on March 5, 2009 | 1 Comment »
some recent quotes (age 3.5): ~ on movies: Sometimes when it plays the sad music, it means that a girl grownup is in love with a boy grown up. ~ reassurance after loud crashing noise: No reason to be worried, it was just an accident ~ control: I want scrambled eggs with salt and pepper [...]
