some recent quotes (age 3.5):
Daddy: Where are your pants? Why did you take your pants off?
Bee: Because I run better without them – – Whaow!!! (runs away, buns wiggling)
“I like food that has hot dog rolls with it.”
“I’m doing my lung exercises. I’m exercising my nibbles – so they will be nice and good.” (and yes, she meant nipples)